New gold star challenge

In the interests of fairness and venting, I now bring you an un-Googlable, skills-based challenge!

The rules:

1. Gold Star Challenge Mk II is open for 36 hours following the time of the post.
2. Enter the Gold Star Challenge by commenting on an eligible post within this timeframe.
1. Eligible posts are as described in point 5.
3. Every entry must give the song title in such a way that it is clearly and obviously meant to be the song title. (So that I know it's an entry, not just some random comment.)
4. You then have a choice of:
1. Explain why you hate the song, in 100 words or less;
2. Give a sentence which uses some other line from the same song in the most interesting manner possible.
5. Every eligible post will be tagged with the name of the artist.
6. The artist set is no longer restricted in any way.
7. The judge reserves the right to disqualify entries on the basis of incorrect title or lyrics (including misspelling).
1. The judge also reserves the right not to disqualify an entry on this basis if it is sufficiently awesome.
2. If you disagree with your disqualification - or that of someone else - then we can have a flamewar.
8. The judge's decision is final.
9. Yes, this is purely for my own amusement.

If you forget the rules, you can find 'em again by clicking on the gold star picture in the sidebar.